Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and

that and the subject eventually got around to sex. The first old lady

said she enjoyed sex now, just as much as ever. The second old lady was

surprised, and asked her what her secret was. The old lady said when she

hears her husband pulling the car into the garage. She hurries and takes

a shower, then jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When

her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way

with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that

night when she hears her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower,

jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes

into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God sake Maude, comb

your hair and put you teeth in, you're starting to look like an

asshole!"